Definitions of commonly used terms by JJC
Farkakta: פֿאַרקאַקט-Yiddish for bullshit / full of shit / lousy. Sometimes I accidentally type this as Farkata.
143: Pager Code for “I love you” (I has 1 letter, love has 4 letters, you has 3 letters).
WTF: What the fuck.
OMG: Oh my G-d.
Jane Doe: My corgi who I refer to by this name to protect her privacy.
Lucy Lnu: Jane Doe’s best friend.
Fnu Lnu: First name unknown Last name unknown. Notorious for setting up unsuspecting clients and entrapping them in incriminating situations then fleeing just before police arrive.
JJC: Juice Justice and Corgis, duh!
Sidebar-When counsel discusses an issue with the judge outside the presence of the jury. Used here to indicate a tangential thought.
JJC Hearts-Things JJC loves.
JJC Judge Crush-Judges JJC loves.
Corgi-A pembroke welsh corgi always…never refers to cardigan welsh corgis because those corgis are ugly and never featured on this site.
CW-complaining witness aka alleged victim
CAP-Court of Appeal
Supremeys-California Supreme Court
SCOTUS-Supreme Court of the United States
POS-piece of shit
OTR-off the record
BOTR-back on the record