DA’s and their stripper shoes

Dear JJC readers,

I have passed the following JJC law:  you are a mandated reporter of DAs in their stripper shoes! All you need to do is email juicejusticeandcorgis@gmail.com with “spotted, DA in the following shoes____” and describe e.g. gold platform sparkly heels; cheetah print pumps; open toed clear platforms that light up when you walk (I would not bat an eye). I will do an artist rendering and post said rendering.  No naming names. No naming counties. No problems. Will also accept descriptions of inappropriate clothing.