Dear JJC readers,
I have passed the following JJC law: you are a mandated reporter of DAs in their stripper shoes! All you need to do is email firstname.lastname@example.org with “spotted, DA in the following shoes____” and describe e.g. gold platform sparkly heels; cheetah print pumps; open toed clear platforms that light up when you walk (I would not bat an eye). I will do an artist rendering and post said rendering. No naming names. No naming counties. No problems. Will also accept descriptions of inappropriate clothing.