In light of RHOC Brooks Ayers coming as close as possible to admitting that he faked cancer, I thought “who is the worst male reality tv villain”? Here are my top ten, in order of worst to worsest.
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10. JJ/Clint Bachelorette. These guys make the cut only because they coined the most. brilliant. phrase. ever. “Villains gotta vill.” Frankly, I did not think they were that evil.
9. Ian. Bachelorette. Insulting Kaitlyn then doing a fake and orchestrated apology at ATFR.
8. Wes. Bachelorette. Totally there to promote his music career, and not to find love. Read: the wrong reasons.
7. Can’t remember his name but the winner of Project Runway who made his fellow contestant’s mom cry. Whattadick!
6. Spencer The Hills. Telling tabloids that LC had a sex tape and “beef flap” labia; isolating Heidi from everyone, and intentionally doing terrible things for fame.
5. Kirk BIP. Look, a lot of people disagree on whether he was bad or not. I do not fault him for breaking Carly’s heart. I fault him for leading her on. I.e. Talking about their future together when he knew there was no future together.
4. The guy who killed Cecil the lion. Ok, he is not technically a reality tv star, but I would be remiss in omitting him from any list of worst guys ever. Also, he should be number 1 but numbers 3-1 cannot be moved.
3. Joe Bailey BIP. Lying to Julia (I don’t know/care how to spell her name); making Jonathon cry and apologize to him in front of Julia when Jonathon was right that Bailey was terrible and bringing up Jonathon’s son when talking to Jonathon about throwing him under the bus and everything he did on BIP that I have now forgotten. The important thing is that I remember that he was being evil!
2. Brooks Ayers. He should really be number 1, but number 1 cannot be anything other than number 1. He almost certainly faked cancer and went so far as to fake hospital bills and medical records to prove that he had cancer, he allegedly beat Vicki, reportedly sexually harassed Vicki’s pregnant daughter Briana, and admittedly told Briana’s husband to beat her. Ya. Worst. Dude. Ever.
1. You guessed it, Donald Trump!
Juan Pablo Bachelorette/Bachelor (womanizer), Russel RHOBH (wife beater, but RIP), Puck Real World (generally being a dick including putting his finger in the peanut butter when Pablo had AIDs thereby exposing him to bacteria), Marcel Top Chef (way too cocky), Nick Bachelorette (Andy and Kaitlyn) (everyone hated him and thought he was there for the “wrong reasons,” but I don’t really have an opinion on him), Kaydan Bachelor (everyone hated him, I can’t remember why he was bad other than being a snob), Alexis Belino’s husband RHOC (total chauvinist and generally a moron). Ok that’s all I got for now…