worst. show. ever.

28 Oct

new pd show on USA called Benched, preview below, is super offensive. I was willing to set aside the most offensive premise that a high paid corporate lawyer with no criminal experience whatsoever who is fired can’t find any other job so she settles for the PD who readily hires her.  YA RIGHT.

But there are bigger problems. This just in: yes poor people accused of stupid crimes are easy to poke fun at.  There is a fine line between finding the humor in the ridiculousness of the system and laughing at indigent criminal defendants because of their predicament.  This show does not dance the line properly and it is seriously offensive.  I can’t stomach to give it another chance.

I’m also really offended that major entities like NYTimes are giving it good reviews. No link provided because I don’t link to horseshit.

poopy pitchess/brady ruling

28 Oct

court of appeal refuses to hold that the trial court must order the da to run cop rap sheets. here, they also hold such evidence is not discoverable through pitchess because county counsel said the rap sheet isnt in the personnel file. The court also says that the prosecutor is essentially in charge of brady so if there is brady they still must turn it over. so ridiculous. let’s just order them to run it or county counsel to run it.

Dear Judge: watch what you say!

23 Oct

During pre instruction a judge accidentally said the defendant pled guilty instead of not guilty.  The error was not corrected until deliberations when the jury asked whether they heard the judge correctly. The judge apologized and say he had erred in saying the defendant had pled guilty.  Not enough to cure the error says Judge Noonan!  That the jurors thought that the defendant pled guilty, even though the judge did pre instruct that he had pled not guilty to each count, probably affected how they heard the evidence. INTERESTING.

Excellent reversal of 148, 415 on sufficiency of the evidence

22 Oct

Refusing to talk to an officer who just wants to talk is a ok. Not a 148. Cussing etc is not a 415. Lovely.

This is sooooooo JJC

21 Oct


happy corgi halloween

21 Oct

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lovely reversal on 1538.5 issue

3 Oct

D takes his computer to be repaired. Repairer calls cops claiming he found child porn on computer. cops review and say no that’s not child porn.  cops say why dont you more thoroughly examine it. low and behold, child porn.  Appellate court reverses denial of 1538.5 saying the cops exceeded the scope of the private party’s initial search and clearly violated the defendant’s right to privacy, especially because he went to efforts to conceal the porn.  LOVELY.  Interesting that this was the holding notwithstanding the fact that the private party, not the cops, went back first to search again.  Because it was at the direction of the cops, he became an agent of the government.

Teresa 15 months in the pokey?

2 Oct

Reports @thejackbarbosa

Teresa to be sentenced in 30 minutes

2 Oct

court took a recess; she will be sentenced at 2pm est. get your live update here!  I no longer thing she’ll get probation because the judge reamed her regarding her statement of assets to probation.  Prediction: 21 months.

rhonj sentencing

2 Oct

Joe sentenced to 41 months!!